Arms were just not long enough anymore


#1

I’m to young for bifocals… But I did not realize how much I could not see.


#2

I was kind of hoping for some hipster glasses.


#3

I was hoping for some contact lens or lasik… The lasik doc wanted to make one eye work for close-up and make the other work for distance. I excused myself to use the restroom and climbed out the window. And did you know they don’t make bifocal contacts? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#4

You’ve gone to great lengths to come up with excuses for multiplayer defeats but this takes the cake.


#5

Just think how intelligent people will think you are will glasses.

Wait…

That Vocino cosplay is terrible


#6

I thought about getting LASIK but at this point people wouldn’t recognize me without glasses.

Plus I’m terrified of something going wrong.


#7

I’m with you brother! How would you kick out the awesome UX that is Strats without your eyes?

@Nubhugs I was waiting for the “looks like” @Vocino jokes. I think I just made $50 bucks because you cracked the first one. :smile:


#8

People don’t recognize you because of your glasses, they recognize you because of the giant cartoon dollar signs in your eyes from selling out.

Glad I could help you make an EASY buck


#9