JUST KIDDING! APRIL FOOLS!
I can’t believe I fell for this. Was legitimately excited as I woke up and tapped this link.
I hate you.
And then this is not April fools?
I’m just now getting home, but I wanted to say the attention to detail in this was next-level; making sure to have a fake body when the various bots snagged it and posted it around before changing it to the current OP was fucking top. Well done, @Bradum.
Haha. If you’re going to troll, you gotta do it right!