I look at it like, you were given a trophy.
Some of us are natural hunters…others are the prey.
TIL: foxes are considered prey
I’m sure you will find that your statement is in direct conflict with anything in the natural world. To be honest I’m surprised an Orca has not swam out of your bathtub and bit your legs off for your lack of respect to the animal world.
Raccoons on the other hand…are prey.
Come at me bro; we can settle this in game tonight if we have to
VG =/= RL
Thus far the black wolf and (whatever color it is) owl are the only worth adversaries to the all-powerful Tanuki.
Umm that escalated quickly…