Winner wins something!
Think that’s taken.
Well fuck. GG.
I was going to go with Captain LeKong but ynow. You hit him right in the blizs.
Harambe. In honor of Harambe.
Or “Simon the Simian”
If Stan Lee taught me anything, it’s that alliteration is good.
Simon, the swashbuckling simian strategist of StratsCo?
Yeah, there you go, lean into it.
RT is Strat.co a pirate outfit? Asking for a friend.
Ok, below this line are serious entries
Actually, that line is garbage… this line…
Looks the same… ok… THIS line!
Negative, it’s a ninja dojo, obv.
or Kimbo - you know, cause the gorilla’s a lady.