Name the Strats Simian Pirate Mascot


#1

Winner wins something!


#2

Winston.


#3

Think that’s taken.


#4

Well fuck. GG.

I was going to go with Captain LeKong but ynow. You hit him right in the blizs.


#5

Harambe. In honor of Harambe.


#6

Or “Simon the Simian”
If Stan Lee taught me anything, it’s that alliteration is good.


#7

Simon, the swashbuckling simian strategist of StratsCo?


#8

Yeah, there you go, lean into it.


#9

Zaius


#10

Samwise Gamgee?

RT is Strat.co a pirate outfit? Asking for a friend.

Ok, below this line are serious entries


Actually, that line is garbage… this line…


Looks the same… ok… THIS line!
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Gary


#11

Negative, it’s a ninja dojo, obv.


#12

Mojo jojo


#13

Wedge Antilles…
or Kimbo - you know, cause the gorilla’s a lady.


#14

Belmont


#15

Doubloon