Problems With My Eye (NSFL)

Not For Weak Stomachs

So I’m not sure how much I will be on this weekend. I have a problem with my eye called a [corneal abrasion][1] or a scratched eyeball. The problem is that it didn’t health correctly, so now I have a [recurrent corneal abrasion][2]. This means that my eye didn’t heal right and broke back open. This is kind of what my eye looks like with a dye in it.

Now mines not that bad, but I have to have it re cut. This is going to be happening Friday. I’m not sure if I will be online after this happens, but I’ll probably just tough it out.

Here’s What They Get to Do To My Eye


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NO. That is the wrong gif. He’s too happy.

I’m not going to be that happy…

You’re talking to someone who periodically watches botfly and cyst-bursting videos; this is tame and amusing by comparison :wink:

Fair warning: the above blue words are par for the course in my mind; if you had a rough go with the eyeball buffer, viewer beware.

You were warned (seriously, they’re awesome though ;))

Those look satisfying. With mine there is not end, just more damage to my broken ass eye :frowning:

fyi corneal abrasion is an oh shit moment for medics :smiley: cant do anything but cover the eyes and drive faster.

Yeah mine happened a year ago. I was playing with baby Khalessi and she got my eye. It just broke open again last week.

I’m a major baby when in comes to freakin’ eye drops, you are a BRAVE man @Dynamible. Best of luck to you on Friday and I hope you have a quick recovery. Maybe you can “Strats” one eye’d this weekend :wink:


So… I just got back form the doctors. They didn’t do anything, so theres that. She said that is healing nicely and she is glad she didn’t do anything last week. So I got a free day off work.


Did you tell them your professional video gamer career hangs in the balance of their expertise?

I did actually. They said that I should put special ointment in my eye every night to give me magical powers. It’s classified.

So no eye patch?..this changes everything.

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Are you a wizard?

Seriously though, that’s great to hear it’s healing fine

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Botflies and cyst-bursting?!? You frequent /r/popping on Reddit, don’t you… :stuck_out_tongue:

Nah, cysts were just an offshoot when I ran out of botfly videos on YouTube. Besides, r/popping is pretty pathetic most of the time anyway :wink:

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