So predator aliens are riding a comet on their way to kill us all


#1

You heard it here first.

Rosetta’s Plasma Consortium (RPC) has uncovered a mysterious ‘song’ that Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko is singing into space. The comet seems to be emitting a ‘song’ in the form of oscillations in the magnetic field in the comet’s environment. It is being sung at 40-50 millihertz, far below human hearing, which typically picks up sound between 20 Hz and 20 kHz. To make the music audible to the human ear, the frequencies have been increased in this recording. Original data credit: ESA/Rosetta/RPC/RPC-MAG. This sonification of the RPC-Mag data was compiled by German composer Manuel Senfft (www.tagirijus.de). Thumbnail image credit: ESA/Rosetta/NAVCAM – CC BY-SA IGO 3.0

#Exhibit A:

https://soundcloud.com/esaops/a-singing-comet

Exhibit B:


#2

I heard this on the radio the other morning. It sounds to similar to be wrong. I vote to put my tax dollars into nuking it. I’m not taking chances.


#3

If it bleeds, we can kill it.


#4

#5

Give this man all the upvotes!


#6

Watch out, I hope our sun survives…