This discussion kicked off in #gear on Discord, but I’m now genuinely curious who has named their assorted computers/phones/etc. what. My gear all used to follow a naming convention focused on Natural Selection 2; I had Bobbler (cell phone), Movement Chamber (external HDD), Skulk (laptop), Onos (gaming rig), Fade (a different gaming rig), and Lerker (a different laptop) over the years. There are some lingering bits from this theme still kicking around, but presently my main gaming rig is Sonic-Rainboom.
So, what did you name your rig?